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Lightest thing in the world?

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mamamamama

1,471 posts since Jan '05
- 24 Aug `08, 11:25PM
  
  What is the lightest thing in the world?
  
  (Think first before highlighting the answer okie)
  
  ANS: A Penis! Because all it takes is just a little imagination to lift it up.
  
  Edited by mamamamama 24 Aug `08, 11:25PM
metalizechicken

395 posts since Jun '06
- 24 Aug `08, 11:34PM
  
  I guess all Jedis train their "FORCE" this way... their BMT is to lift up the lightest thing in the world.
gunner77

12,186 posts since Apr '06
- 24 Aug `08, 11:56PM
sand king

17,271 posts since Oct '05
- 25 Aug `08, 6:56AM
  
  What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
  
  Answer: Cherry Float.
LongitudinaL

213 posts since Mar '08
- 25 Aug `08, 6:13PM
  
  nice 1.. im laughing
jayh272416

1,763 posts since Aug '07
- 25 Aug `08, 9:49PM
  
  TS's one is nice, but i dun get sand king's.
trendz

2,518 posts since Nov '04
- 25 Aug `08, 10:18PM
  
  lol.
maskedangel

4,459 posts since Jul '07
- 25 Aug `08, 11:48PM
  
  hahaha good1!!
Master -_-

19,167 posts since Jan '03
- 25 Aug `08, 11:53PM
  
  Technically, if a person has ED (Erectile Dysfunction), the joke will be futile since it aims to be the lightest thing in the world as stated in the joke where the punchline goes "imagination to lift it up". ED renders that person to be unable of any self erection of any sort and hence, that will prove that the joke is partially correct.
tek_koh

468 posts since Oct '06
- 26 Aug `08, 1:15AM
  
  thats quite a spoiler post Master
thehappybunny

5,473 posts since Aug '07
- 26 Aug `08, 1:19AM
  
  nb
sand king

17,271 posts since Oct '05
- 26 Aug `08, 2:03AM
  
  Originally posted by jayh272416:
  
  TS's one is nice, but i dun get sand king's.
  
  errrr a slang for losing your virginity is "pop the cherry"
  
  get it now?

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